Yes, it's none other than the arch-enemy, the number one antagonist, the Devil himself.
Welcome Mr Beelzebub. Now, you are known by a whole host of names; The Evil One, The Devil, Satan, The Prince of Darkness, Beelzebub, just to name a few. How would you prefer to be addressed in this interview?
Why thank you for your kind introduction young fella. Yeah, they do certainly seem to have a ton of names for little 'ole Bubba. Can't says I'm that sure why that would be the case, but anyway, my friends like to call me Bubba and I'm just fine with that. You can call me SIR!
Right, so let's be honest here. The only reason I wasn't the star of this series is simply because of that trumped-up, little upstart, JC You know, just because he's the son of God, everyone thinks the sun shines out of his backside. Well, let me tell you something for nothing. I'm twice the supernatural being that pumped-up jerk will ever be. Hey, just ask around. I have so much talents and so much ability. Everyone says how much ability and talent I have. All I want to do is make Earth great again. Is that too much to ask? Look, when I defeat JC and make no mistake, I'm going to beat him bigly, you are going to see some real action around this place. Mark my words - Bubba will bring back respect to humanity. Never mind that stupid trilogy - that juvenile JC, he's toast and don't get me started on that simpering offsider of his Archangel Michael. That guy's not an Archangel's butthole. Why, when I ran Heaven, Michael used to lick my boots and that's the way it will be again.
Now let me tell you - we're going to build a wall between Heaven and Earth. It's going to be a great wall. It's going to be a wall humanity can be proud of. We have to stop this constant invasion of our territory by all these do-gooders from heaven. It's not good for Earth and just confuses people.
Yes, by golly, we will build a wall... and I'll tell you what JC and his cronies, why, they're gonna pay for it.
FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS! That's all you bleeding-heart, liberal, pinko, journalists can come up with isn't it? You're terrified I'm going to beat JC and kick the crap out of these do-gooders, so you'll do anything to smear my good name. And, I do have a good name, you ask anyone. They all love Bubba. Everyone loves Bubba and everyone says so.
Let's be clear about this. I offered Samantha the Universe and she chose to take it. I mean, who wouldn't want to be with Bubba as ruler of the Universe? Answer me that ha! Everybody wants to rule the world... and Sammy baby was no different. You, my young friend, are the epitome of fake news and I'll not allow it. You understand?
Not if sonny - WHEN! Got it! Oh, we have such great plans for the Earth, me and my bride Samantha. First thing we're gonna do is repeal and replace. Yep, repeal and replace religion. We're gonna get rid of all those ridiculous competing faiths. We're gonna replace them with just one special faith. And how do we know it's special? Because it's all about me - Bubba! I'm so special, you know, you just ask anyone, they'll tell you how special I am. No more worshipping false Gods for humanity - they will all bow down to the one, the only, Beelzebub. That's me, you know and I'm incredibly famous and successful. It's gonna be great.
WHAT! ARE YOU CRAZY? Why would you want to read something else? I've sold a lot of books you know. I'm, a best-selling author. Just ask anyone, they'll tell you how good my books are. I know words. I know lots of words and I went to the best school in the Universe. Yes, I'm smart...oh, I'm very smart. Why wouldn't you want to read my books? They're great - Just like me!
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